Mom to Bee

You know, if by “Jesus” you mean “Santabator” and “totally inappropriate holiday gift exchanges”. A few weeks ago, my friends and I celebrated the season with our annual Santabator party. “What/Who is Santabator?” you ask? Check out here, here and here for your answers. Or more questions. You never can tell. This year, I wanted [...]

Dear Friends, I am so sorry that I have been completely absent from the blog all week. Here is a rough calculation of how I am spending my days: 7:00 – Bee wakes up and I pretend to be asleep. 7:15 to 8:00 – I attempt to sleep while Bee watches episode upon episode of [...]

T’was two weeks before Christmas And the house was full of cheer For the much loved Santabator Was finally here. The presents were wrapped The desserts were all made And games turned disgusting were soon to be played. There was enough food to feed Twenty or more souls And a pregnant woman who just had [...]

I Know It’s Not Thanksgiving Yet……but I’ve definitely been swept up by the holiday spirit. Since I’m not terribly religious, the holiday season (or Festivus, as we lovingly call it in the Bee Home) consists of mostly decorations, presents and food. And since I ain’t getting off my lazy ass to cook today, let’s talk [...]