Mom to Bee

DISCLAIMER: I’m pretty sure this post has PMS written all over it, so please feel free to skip it unless you enjoy hearing me bitch about people i don’t know. So the other day I was reading a blog that, get this, was complaining about their popularity. It seems this particular blog had so many [...]

Dear Completely Unobservant and Neglectful Mother from Newcastle Beach Park on Thursday, Wow. Seriously, lady. Just wow. When my sister and I, who by the way were sitting next to the play area in order to keep an eye on our children, first noticed your daughter in one of the toddler swings, we didn’t think [...]

Yesterday, I had a dream. It was a simple dream… See, yesterday was supposed to be the first Tuesday in months that my Mommy’s Morning Off was actually going to be OFF: No doctor, No therapist, No acupuncture. Just me, the laptop, Panera and the blog. In my dream, you, my lovely reader, would have [...]

Don’t forget to enter our very first Giveaway for free Tea children’s clothing! For realios, people. You’re making it really easy for the two people who read this blog! Spread the word! Enter the giveaway! Win and give the clothes to me! Geesh, fine. Keep the prize for yourself. Greedy, much? * * * * [...]

To Whom It May Concern Regarding Current Stork Performance: I am writing today to request a swift and immediate improvement in current stork performance as it pertains to the Bee Family. I have been an employee of Baby Bee Incorporated for more than two years, and I feel that my experience and skills, while increasing [...]

I just realized that the Jon & Kate Plus Eight diatribe that I spent an hour writing this morning has been eaten by WordPress. Someone will die for this. Or I will die a little on the inside. Maybe both. Song title: Someone Must Get Hurt by She Wants Revenge

On Wednesday, I became that woman. You know, the old bitty in the neighborhood who screams at the tweens on their gosh darn, new-fangled skate shoes. Except I didn’t yell at the tweens for skating (although it is just a matter of time…). I was heading to my morning play date when I noticed two [...]

If there’s one thing that enrages me it’s…well, let’s not kid ourselves, there are a LOT of things that enrage me! But recently I have read a lot of posts on the Interwebs that I can only call “anti-mom”. Or at least positively demeaning to mothers. You can read my response to one of the [...]

Phew!Just when you think the idea of change is actually catching on in the world, how refreshing that Senator Obama chose…wait for it…an old white dude to be his running mate. Well done, my friend. Thanks for solidifying that glass ceiling for us ladies. We women didn’t want a chance to break through our stereotypes [...]