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You Might Recall (Updated)

8 Jan

Zzzzzzzz.
Doesn’t Baby Bee look so peaceful in her crib? Nothing but sweet dreams of Elmo and gummy snacks drifting through her precious little head while she sleeps, safe in bed.

Well, apparently, she would be better off in one of these:Bear trap. Rawr.
Tuesday afternoon I found out, through my Consumer Product Safety Commission Recall Emails, that Baby Bee’s crib has been recalled.

Update: The reason the crib has been recalled is because the slats are so weak that babies/toddlers have kicked them hard enough to actually break them. Then, of course, those little ones can get caught trying to wiggle out of their pen. Usually that won’t worry me too much, but Baby Bee actually makes a sport out of seeing how hard she can kick the crib slats!

So now I have to battle the guilt of still putting Baby Bee to sleep in said death trap until the weekend comes and I can buy a new crib with Mr. Bee.

Okay, so the crib isn’t really a death trap (no children have actually been hurt in it), but there has to be some liability when I know about a recall and yet keep using the recalled item, right?

Oh, you thought I was worried about Bee’s safety?

Uh, yeah. That too.

The furniture company has this ridiculous list of things you have to do before you can get a refund/new crib. First, you have to register your crib online. Then, they will send you a FedEx package of instructions.

You now will have to dismantle your crib and mail to them some bolt and labels and stuff to prove to them that (1) you have said crib, and (2) you aren’t using it anymore (hence the bolt, etc.).

THEN, two weeks later after you submit a virgin sacrifice, you might receive your VOUCHER for a crib at the store that sold you a shitty crib in the first place.

Really though? Because the first thought I had after reading that the crib was recalled was “Hey! I should go straight back to that same store and buy ANOTHER piece of shitty furniture! I COMPLETELY trust them now!!”

Oy.

Can you believe that they make you go crib-less for two weeks while they process your claim? Am I just supposed to put Baby Bee is a cardboard box or something?!
Bee, the Hobo
Hmmm…maybe the entertainment cabinet will work…
Trying to get the VCR to stop flashing 12:00
Luckily, said Baby Store will generously allow us to purchase a new crib now and then refund our money later when we get the voucher.

Seriously, I’m really happy that they are being cool. ‘Cause I don’t know if that box will hold her for long.

Song title: You Might Recall by Genesis


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