Mom to Bee

As my bon voyage to 2009 and to welcome in 2010, I could think of nothing better than to relive what was called by many “the party of the year”. And by “many” I mean one person. But that still counts, right? A few weeks ago, Mr. Bee and I hosted the Fire & Ice [...]

You know, if by “Jesus” you mean “Santabator” and “totally inappropriate holiday gift exchanges”. A few weeks ago, my friends and I celebrated the season with our annual Santabator party. “What/Who is Santabator?” you ask? Check out here, here and here for your answers. Or more questions. You never can tell. This year, I wanted [...]

T’was two weeks before Christmas And the house was full of cheer For the much loved Santabator Was finally here. The presents were wrapped The desserts were all made And games turned disgusting were soon to be played. There was enough food to feed Twenty or more souls And a pregnant woman who just had [...]

Last Friday, a friend of mine had a birthday party where a few ladies got together to go see the new movie in the Twilight series, New Moon. Okay, before you Twihards (which, gross, makes me think of erections) and anti-Twihards (yuck again) get all up in my grill, I must disclose that I’m only [...]

Being a 30-year old parent, I have found myself surrounded by two groups of friends: The Childless and The Parents (also known as Those Who Have Blown Out Their Vaginas or T.W.H.B.O.T.V.s for short). And don’t worry you Ceasarian-birth moms, you get an honorary blown out vagina. You’re welcome. Obviously I spend a lot of [...]

Recently, some drama arose regarding a very old post, which honestly is such old news. I could go in to the sordid, dramatic details but rehashing the hurt feelings from my honest and, if I do say so myself, hilarious words would probably only make things worse at this point. But it does flow nicely [...]

This last weekend, Mr. Bee and I were honored to witness a wonderful friend of ours get married. The wedding was absolutely stunning. I mean, it was a little embarrassing for the bride. A beautifully tented reception with an open bar, delicious food, a handmade engraved cigar bar (made by the father of the groom [...]

Last night, while listening to my sister try to convince my 5 year old niece that Idaho is, in fact, known for its potatoes, I recalled the very first trip I ever took with Mr. Bee. And two of Mr. Bee’s friends. To Vegas. Needless to say, it was a fun and eventful trip! But [...]

Now I don’t mean to brag or anything, but if you weren’t at my 30th birthday party on Friday night, you totally missed out! The party started with all of my closest friends meeting up at our home in their glorious 1980′s outfits. From there, the party-goers headed out all around the South Puget Sound-ish [...]

Why is the grass always greener? Whenever someone you know is buying a new home or going on a vacation, it seems so exciting and magical. Why can’t I go on a fancy schmancy trip? And I’d LOVE to move! Until you do it. Then you realize that moving is a gigantic pain in the [...]