Mom to Bee

As a shameless self-promotion by an admitted attention whore (hello, I’m a blogger, right?), I’m celebrating my 100th Facebook Fan with…wait for it…A GIVEAWAY!! What do you get? Grand Prize: A $25 Gift Card to Le Target! Runner Up Prize: 2 8-packs of Naughty Betty greeting cards Honorary Mentions: When you just have to tell [...]

For those of you who don’t know me personally or intimately even (not that way! Geesus, get your head out of the gutter…wink, wink, nudge, nudge), might not know that despite my dirty mouth and dirtier mind, I am actually quite the square. Like I didn’t drink until I was properly 21 years old square. [...]

What is the one thing every stay-at-home-mom with a tantrum-throwing preschooler and an almost five-month old baby needs for Christmas? Did you guess a 1000 piece puzzle? Yeah, neither did I. I’ll get right on that, right after I get more than two hours consecutive sleep and get to go to the bathroom unaccompanied by [...]

Alright Fanilows, you only have roughly twelve more hours to enter my Made With Love Giveaway featuring a Philosophy Bath Duo and an adorable outfit for the cute little baby girl in your life! Did I mention that it’s about $70 worth of prizes?! To enter the contest, all you have to do is join [...]

I’M HAVING A GIVEAWAY!!! Because I love you. Because I want to love more of you. Because it’s been sitting around my house for ages. Because this way I don’t have to write a real post. Do you smell? Badly? Have you been sitting around the house thinking, “By golly, I wish I smelled like [...]

Well, ladies and gentleman, it’s about that time… TIME TO GIVE AWAY MORE FREE SHIT ON THE BLOG!! Some of you may be familiar with Arla-Shay, my lover from another mother… I swear that she normally wears far less eyeshadow and glitter. And her eyes don’t normally glow red like the Devil either. Her husband, [...]

Those of you who stalk me like good little sheepies know that last Thursday I had my very first deal with the devil blogger marketing event thingy. Seriously, that is the technical term. I Googled it. Weeks ago I got an email from Red Plum, you know, those dudes who lovingly provide you with coupons [...]

Probably a month or so ago, I won a photo session on Facebook from a wonderful local photographer named Aly Medina at La Luz Photography. I finally got around to scheduling the shoot and promptly went out and bought roughly one trillion dollars worth of new clothes for the family. I mean, you can’t have [...]

Thank you so much to all the readers that entered my Puyallup Fair Ticket Giveaway!! And the winners are: Congratulations to Tara, Keegan, Sharla and Misty! Email me your mailing address (mom_to_bee@yahoo.com) and I’ll get the tickets in the mail post haste. Or today. Whichever is faster. Song title: Let’s Go to the Fair by [...]

Okay. Since the other two giveaways I’ve had are slowly giving me an ulcer, this might be the last one for while, but good news! I think it’s a doozy!! The lovely people at The Puyallup Fair have supplied me* with not one, not two, but FOUR PAIRS OF ADMISSION TICKETS to the Fair, which [...]