Mom to Bee

Seriously, I got nothing today, folks. People need to send in some advice column letters or something (hint, hint). In lieu of my normal hilarity, please enjoy this commercial that I saw on television the other day. Mr. Bee and I have watched it repeatedly and pretty much pee ourselves (and each other – don’t [...]

Top 10 Signs That You Are Too Old To Shop At Teen Boutique Stores At The Mall (including, but not limited to, XXI Forever [you're not fooling anyone with those shiny roman letters, Forever 21], Abercrombie & Fitch, H&M, Hollister, Wet Seal…) 10. You need a bikini wax to wear their medium rise jeans. 9. [...]

Ever since moving in to our apartment (gag), somehow miraculously I have been losing weight. Well, okay, actually I technically haven’t lost any weight. The Wii Fit informs me that I weigh the same as a few months ago. But here’s the weird thing: my clothes don’t fit anymore! A few months ago, I purchased [...]

Baby FashionistasI simply can’t decide if Heelarious High Heels are hilarious or retarded…but I can admit that (1) If they had 6-12 month sizes, Baby Bee would totally be getting a pair, and (2) Bamber’s first baby girl will SO be getting a pair (probably the zebra print)! Song Title: Who’s Gonna Shoe Your Pretty [...]

Found my dream summer sandal. And have called EVERY J.Crew in Washington and looked online AND called the catalog. Can’t find them anywhere. Meow meow.

I got some shoes at The Rack yesterday to jazz up my spring/summer fashions (read: I have no idea what I’m going to wear them with yet). They are silver, though, not dark like the picture!

Today I met a friend at Panera for a late lunch and then headed over to Nordstrom Rack to buy not one, not two, but three Juicy dresses! Also bought my very first pair of fancy-stitch-on-the-pocket designer jeans! Very monumental And I even bought my first (adult) pair of Wellies (aka: rubber boots) in preparation [...]

Isn’t this dress gorgeous?! BCBG Max AzriaSilk Organza Dress$440

Curl up & Dye, Part 815I *love* getting my hair done. There is something about the luxury and pampering of getting your hair cut and colored. I love the smell of your hair after you get it colored and how the smell stays around for a while. The only part of the process that I [...]

Hair Blonder, IQ LowerHere is a photo of today’s end result! I love the cut and was so thrilled to get an appointment with my regular stylist today. As you can see, my color still isn’t the blonde that I usually am, but it’s definitely headed in the right direction. M.I.L.F.When I was waiting in [...]