Mom to Bee

You know what makes you totally feel like an alcoholic? You know, besides drinking a ton of the alky on a regular basis. Being pregnant. Can I get a holla, moms?? During both pregnancies, the thing I craved the worst was just a chug sip of some booze juice. With Bee, I craved red wine [...]

Because I’m boring and don’t have much to chat about today besides the fact that my nervous stomach has come back in full force (fuck you, anti-anxiety medication), I’ve decided to take today a little easy by doing this Google Image Search Post. All you do is go to Google images and choose photos to [...]

This last weekend, Mr. Bee and I were honored to witness a wonderful friend of ours get married. The wedding was absolutely stunning. I mean, it was a little embarrassing for the bride. A beautifully tented reception with an open bar, delicious food, a handmade engraved cigar bar (made by the father of the groom [...]

For more of my thoughts on the Gosselins, check out this recent post! Like the Brady Bunch, only in reverse. Have you heard this rumor about Jon & Kate Gosselin (I always think their last name is Gosling, I don’t know why)? Apparently, Jon & Kate Plus Eight might be changing to Jon Minus Nine [...]

I’ve got big news! My blog can now be found at www.momtobee.com!! I won’t take down the blogspot blog right away, but I’ll probably start posting the new stuff on the new Mom to Bee. I’m still trying to figure out WordPress (seriously thinking about jamming a fondue fork in to my right eye), so [...]

(Stolen from an email forward) Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve “inner peace” is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle [...]