Mom to Bee

DISCLAIMER: I’m pretty sure this post has PMS written all over it, so please feel free to skip it unless you enjoy hearing me bitch about people i don’t know. So the other day I was reading a blog that, get this, was complaining about their popularity. It seems this particular blog had so many [...]

As a shameless self-promotion by an admitted attention whore (hello, I’m a blogger, right?), I’m celebrating my 100th Facebook Fan with…wait for it…A GIVEAWAY!! What do you get? Grand Prize: A $25 Gift Card to Le Target! Runner Up Prize: 2 8-packs of Naughty Betty greeting cards Honorary Mentions: When you just have to tell [...]

I swear to all that is holy that I am working on not only a Vegas post but also a Bachelorette Episode One: Look at all the Crazies (working title). The entire Bee Family suffered from what I can only consider proof that Satan is behind, among other things, the stomach flu. Puke. Everywhere. It [...]

We all know ‘em. We’ve all read their posts. An angry commenter. Heckler. Threadjackers. Trolls (or people who just look like one). It seems like we’ve had some, let’s call them, dissenters on the blog recently. Whether they are denouncing all anti-clown-ites or simply sharing their opinion on a topic, these “trolls” (the blogosphere’s word, [...]

At the risk of sounding like I’m drunk, I love you, man. Each and every one of you, whether you agree with me or not. Nothing brings me more joy than making you smile and/or hopefully laugh your ass off at my fucked up shenanigans. And if I can encourage you to open your mind [...]

Hello again, hello! Oh my babies. My sweet, squishy little blog babies. How I’ve missed you so! Although “missed” might be an understatement. Maybe something closer to oh-my-god-I’ve-almost-had-a-mental-breakdown-not-blogging-for-so-long. Something like that. While I sit in this surprisingly loud cafe, typing away to my delight, I will give you this little amuse bouche to wet your [...]

So a little birdie told me that people at my Dad’s old company have been getting a message like this when they try to read Mom to Bee: First of all, I think it’s totally hilarious that my blog has been blocked because I assume it’s either due to the content or the number of [...]

Sweet Jesus, the last few days have been exhausting. Mostly because I have been mourning the loss of my Mom to Bee Facebook Fan Page and all that I had recorded for posterity’s sake on said page. I mean, how else will the future generations read my important and world-altering insights on butt cameras and [...]

Alright Fanilows, you only have roughly twelve more hours to enter my Made With Love Giveaway featuring a Philosophy Bath Duo and an adorable outfit for the cute little baby girl in your life! Did I mention that it’s about $70 worth of prizes?! To enter the contest, all you have to do is join [...]

Man, I miss not having enough time, energy or sanity to write posts right now. I have birth posts, posts featuring my first mental breakdown with two kids and posts about just the random awesomeness that is my life (please detect the sarcasm here) just floating around in my head! I love that you are [...]