Mom to Bee

So this post was going to be all about how Bee is being the biggest terror ever right now and how it’s most likely a direct result of the impending “hatching” of Cletus the Fetus from my womb. But instead, I have to tell you about the worst interview ever I am witness to right [...]

Yesterday, I had a dream. It was a simple dream… See, yesterday was supposed to be the first Tuesday in months that my Mommy’s Morning Off was actually going to be OFF: No doctor, No therapist, No acupuncture. Just me, the laptop, Panera and the blog. In my dream, you, my lovely reader, would have [...]

This morning marks Day #2 of my food poisoning fun (otherwise known as Mama Bee’s Record Breaking Pooping – if you call shooting water out of your ass “pooping” – Day). It’s almost as if the universe knows that I need blogging material and sent a nice batch of colon evacuating bacteria my way. You’re [...]