Mom to Bee

I don’t want to be a braggart or anything, but you will be totally be jealous of my evening last night. I mean, not everyone gets to enjoy a home-cooked meal (*cough* nachos *cough*) and then enjoy a relaxing bath while being serenaded. By a three year old. Did I say jealous? I meant “entertained”. [...]

Last night, after almost an hour of hearing little feet padding around upstairs and getting a myriad of “Mama? I need to tell you sumfing…” followed by a long pause wherein she ferociously tried to come up with a reason to be out of bed, I told Bee that she wasn’t allowed out of bed [...]

While I channel my verbal diarrhea in to a roughly coherent form, please enjoy the following video of my daughter preparing for her future in the “entertainment” industry… Song title: Dancing Machine by The Jackson 5

This Thanksgiving season I am thankful… that I can hold my liquor better than Bee can. PS: Yes, we were laughing our asses off while staging this photo. PPS: Yes, we are horrible parents. PPPS: Happy belated Thanksgiving. Let the season of shopping giving begin! Song title: So Thankful by Bobby d’Ambrosio

I swear it’s not postpartum depression. Sign of postpartum depression (as stated by the Mayo Clinic): * Loss of appetite (I WISH) * Insomnia (Nope) * Intense irritability and anger (hehe, no more than usual) * Overwhelming fatigue (I have a fucking infant. What do YOU think?)) * Loss of interest in sex (No less [...]

While I attempt to remember and document my first night of boozahol-fueled debauchery in, oh, probably like a year and a half, please enjoy this hormone-spiking photo taken this weekend by Mr. Bee. I can’t stop staring at this photo, even when the subjects are right in front of me. Kids are so much cuter [...]

Anyone else out there feel like all they do is scold and enforce their rules on to their children? Ever since transitioning from the terrible twos to the even more terrible threes, I feel like my vocabulary has been completely limited to: “no!” “what did I just say?!” and “one more time and you are [...]

Man, I miss not having enough time, energy or sanity to write posts right now. I have birth posts, posts featuring my first mental breakdown with two kids and posts about just the random awesomeness that is my life (please detect the sarcasm here) just floating around in my head! I love that you are [...]

Kids are awesome. But as parents, we all know a little secret. Our own kids are Full of the Awesome. You know, more than your kids. We try not to brag. Maybe we might mention that it only took 2 1/2 days for our kid to potty train, she might impress doctors and nurses at [...]

A week or so ago, I had that one OB/GYN appointment that everyone dreads… The one where they open your vagina up like a can of sardines? Nope. Kind of used to that by now. The one where they swab your butt with a giant Q-tip testing for God knows what (oh, and also ask [...]