Mom to Bee

Last week, I confirmed something that, yes, I already knew. I fucking hate Walmart with all of my being. On a good day, I would usually prefer to trim my lady garden with a dull cheese grater over stepping one in-grown toenail in to the gates of Hell door to Volde-Mart. But post-Festivus, Mr. Bee [...]

I imagine what most people do when it is nearly 100 degrees outside… Go to the pool/beach/lake? Turn on the air conditioning? Hunker down inside the mall/movie theater where it’s nice and cool? While all those options sounded enticing when the temperature INSIDE my house reached the mid-80′s… Yeah, that was the temperature INSIDE the [...]

On Wednesday, I became that woman. You know, the old bitty in the neighborhood who screams at the tweens on their gosh darn, new-fangled skate shoes. Except I didn’t yell at the tweens for skating (although it is just a matter of time…). I was heading to my morning play date when I noticed two [...]

At the end of this last week, Baby Bee’s super sexy boyfriend (can you say a toddler super sexy in jest without it coming across as disgusting and pervy? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Sorry ’bout that.) found out that he has, well, a temporary “condition.” Well, there’s no easy way to say this, so [...]

I’ve got big news! My blog can now be found at www.momtobee.com!! I won’t take down the blogspot blog right away, but I’ll probably start posting the new stuff on the new Mom to Bee. I’m still trying to figure out WordPress (seriously thinking about jamming a fondue fork in to my right eye), so [...]

“You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen 20 months…”Out of the 100-ish weddings I’ve been to in my life, I think I’ve only been to maybe 4 that I wasn’t in some capacity working. It’s actually a good thing because, since starting my wedding business about 5 years ago, attending a wedding [...]

Something has been happening lately that has been creeping me out just a bit. “Clowns?” you ask. No. Not as creepy as clowns. I’ve realized that pretty much everyone that I have ever met in my life knows each other somehow. It started with Mr. Bee. When we first met, I was dating NerdBoy. Mr. [...]