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Jagged Little Pill

24 Aug

Don’t forget to enter my NEW GIVEAWAY!! The winner will receive a Trio of Philosophy’s Award Winning ultra-rich 3-in-1 shampoo, shower gel and bubble baths!! Contest ends TOMORROW!! Tuesday, August 25th at 9 p.m. I’ll announce the winner Wednesday, August 26th. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * [...]

Mommy’s Little Helper

7 Aug

Last week, right before the Auburn Road Rally of 2009, I finally had an appointment with a doctor to discuss my craziness anxiety issues. After having the ass camera procedure and analyzing (and over-analyzing) my symptoms, I became 99% certain that I have some sort of general anxiety disorder that has been YEARS in the [...]

Face Down Ass Up – The Reckoning

17 Jul

Due to popular demand from my stalkers fans (you know, the fans that wanted me to Skype the whole process), here is the continuing saga of, well, my ass (or more accurately, my colonoscopy). When we left our ass-tastic story, your truly was settled up on the toilet with her laptop sitting on a chair [...]

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