Mom to Bee

Don’t forget to enter our very first Giveaway for free Tea children’s clothing! Seriously, it’s free stuff, people! Don’t get lazy on me now!! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * [...]

Because I have nothing else for you until poo starts to explosively shoot out of my butt this evening (and, oh yes, I will be blogging from the toilet), please enjoy a text conversation I had with my Sissy last night as I sat around waiting for a wedding to end. Sissy: Watcha doin 2morrow? [...]

I’m trying to figure out a funny way to tell my friends and family that we’re pregnant (when it happens – don’t freak out on me; I’m not pregnant yet!). Last time, Mr. Bee sent out an email to our friends: Subject: Life-altering Health Issue Dear Friends, I don’t mean to catch you off-guard by [...]

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night I got to see my favorite comedian at the Paramount! Kathy Griffin is sooo my type of humor. Crass, blunt and fucking hilarious. I realized that I should create a friend questionnaire for people when I first meet them. Something like this: Question #1:Do you love Kathy Griffin?A: Yes, everybody can suck it!B: [...]