Bumper Sticker

11 Apr

Have you seen all the cars with this bumper sticker on the back?

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It’s seriously all I can do to not grab a white marker and write:

“Fictional” (or) “a zombie carpenter” (or) “shouldn’t you know?!”

Apparently the sticker comes from jesus-is.org. There, you can make your own end to the sentence.

Some of my favorite from the site:

Jesus is…
“making sure Seattle teams suck so you go to church.”

Jesus is…
“googling himself.”

Jesus is…
“really not as flatulent as you’d expect.”

While this website was obviously created to celebrate the “Son of God” yada yada, there is some serious funny on there too! Check it out!

Song title: Bumper Sticker by The Upsidedown

4 Responses to “Bumper Sticker”

  1. Kristen @ Adventures in Mommyhood April 11, 2011 at 8:39 am #

    I have a white marker in my car for exactly that reason.

  2. Arla-Shay April 11, 2011 at 10:11 am #

    Holy (hehe) shit! My new favorite website! “Chuck Norris’ right hand man,” “Me. I am Jesus. You found me. Congrats.” “Incapable of rational thought.”

    Beautiful. Oh, and I contributed. “an imaginary friend” is care of yours truly.

  3. Arla-Shay April 11, 2011 at 10:13 am #

    “Jesus is nothing Christians say he is. Oh, and also dead.” Hahahahah!

  4. Arla-Shay April 11, 2011 at 10:19 am #

    Okay, just one more, I promise: “made in China.”

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