* I have so many things going on this weekend, it’s kind of insane. A paper sale (yummm, paper…), a birthday party, the Mr. is going to some car race thingy, I’ve got a wedding and Mr. Bee is playing golf at some course that costs $350 just to tee off.
Fucking crazy, right?
Luckily, it’s for work and he doesn’t have to pay. But ironically, he’s the one guy out of roughly 6 friends of ours who could really give a shit about playing golf. The other dudes we know would probably give their first born to play at this golf course. Mr. Bee is all “eh?”
* Yeah, so I’m 99% sure that anxiety is becoming a huge problem in my life. And how do you decrease your anxiety? You have a procedure that requires a camera being shoved up your ass. Duh.
* When I told my mom about my anxiety theory, she responded with “Do you think Bee has flat feet? I think that’s why she took so long to walk. You should look in to that. One more thing to worry about, I guess!” Yeah, thanks for that, Mom! Because I need MORE things to obsess about…
* I’m going to this sale tomorrow morning that can only be referred to as my own personal slice of heaven. I would make sweet sweet love to paper products if I could, you know, without getting paper cuts *down there*.
* I love bagels with cream cheese and lox.
* Last night I began reading Twilight. To be fair, I only technically “started reading it”, because I only got through the first two paragraphs before Mr. Bee started acting like a two year old in need of attention.
* Between Pearl and I, we’ve decided that The Wonder Pets definitely need to get with the times and get cell phones with push-to-talk, Linney needs to tell Ming Ming to shut the fuck up, and Child Protective Services need to be called on the negligent parents that leave their children stuck in a tree/saxophone/on an iceberg/etc.
What do you wish you could say to one of your child’s shows?
Come on, spill it! You know you want to tell Barney to fuck off or out Dora with her obvious drug dependency. She’s practically the Lindsay Lohan of Sprout.
9:09 am on July 10th, 2009
Nothing like the camera up the pooper to make your day that much better. Hang in there.
11:33 am on July 10th, 2009
Hahaha at the Wonderpets comment.
Its still probably one of the only childrens programmes that I can actually watch without wishing to poke out my eyeballs with the nearest sharp object!
I’m so over Dora and Diego…*sigh*
1:23 pm on July 10th, 2009
I wanna go to the paper sale! What time ya going?
8:56 pm on July 10th, 2009
Hmmm…you know who bugs me is Max & Ruby. Where are their damn parents???!! HATE HATE HATE that show.
I had to lol at your mom’s comment about Bee’s feet. That’s so something my mom would do. And has done. Many, many times.
10:19 am on July 11th, 2009
Calliou, grow up! You’ve been 4 for the last 4 years already.