Baby Got Back
29 May
This is what I wake up to this morning:
Bug: Me take off blanket! (Smiling maniacally)
Me: Noooooo!!! (As he strips me of my warm blankets down to my butt)
Bug: Mom! Look at your belly! (Pointing at my ass)
Me: That’s not my belly! What is it?
(Pause)
Bug: It’s big.
Hope your morning is going a little smoother than mine!
Song title: Baby Got Back by Sir Mixalot
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