(almost) Wordless Weekend

1 Mar

Lately Baby Bee is starting to read (thanks to our friends at Word World and Super Why!). She can actually identify a few words like duck and dog, but a lot of the time she will spell out a word and say that it spells “Mommy”.

For example:

huggies
“H-U-G-G-I-E-S…..Mommy!!”

or

goodnightmoon
“G-O-O-D-N-I-G-H-T M-O-O-N…..Mommy!!

But sometimes it’s not so cute.

slut
(a tee shirt given to me by my hilarious father)
“S-L-U-T…..Mommy!”

And, of course, Mr. Bee thinks this is Hi-larious and is now training Bee to say “Mommy” whenever she spells/reads the word “Slut” (which in this house is probably way too common of an occurrence!).

7 Responses to “(almost) Wordless Weekend”

  1. Beth March 1, 2009 at 5:05 pm #

    Too cute, but not the slut part! imagine her saying that in public! Ack! i am hosting a childrens swap if your interested :)

  2. MonsteRawr March 1, 2009 at 5:50 pm #

    A-dorable. You should teach her that “Daddy” is spelled “A-S-S-H-A-T.”
    This poor girl’s kindergarten teacher is going to have her work cut out for her.

  3. Mrs. J March 1, 2009 at 6:20 pm #

    Ahh Bee, well beyond your years but following in your Mama Bee’s footsteps. Eeeeexxxcelllent.

  4. Mama Bee March 1, 2009 at 7:32 pm #

    Um, Beth, I pretty much shat myself laughing when you offered your childrens swap.

    MonsteRawr, we prefer the olde English spelling of “D-O-U-C-H-E”. Much more civilized.

    Mrs. J, what can I say? I gotta give her a leg up on your future offspring! :) Who else besides, well, your husband, will teach your children to spell inappropriate words?

  5. Pearl Wisdom March 1, 2009 at 9:54 pm #

    I think the slut part is awesome! I am going to teach my daughter that SAHMILF = Mommy. She already calls any picture of any woman “mommy.” When I am feeling down, I thumb through the Victorias Secret catalog and point out hot women and say “Who’s that?” just so I can hear her go, “Ma-ma!”

  6. Mrs. J March 2, 2009 at 10:40 am #

    Mama – have you not heard my trucker mouth? It will be both of us. Mr. J’s educational lessons will just be more offensive.

    Pearl. That is THE funniest/best idea ever.**pointing to supermodel** “now who is that sweetie?” I love it.

  7. Hair Bows & Guitar Picks March 4, 2009 at 11:34 am #

    Way to funny….NOT :)

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