I’m a married, 30-something (gasp!) year old with a clinically diagnosed addiction to the interwebs and television. I’m a wife to Mr. Bee and a mom to a six-year-old daughter, Bee, and a three-year-old boy, Bug. I’m still working on this whole “do as I say, not as I do” parenting technique, especially when it comes to general appropriateness. This blog is often a stream of consciousness sprinkled with a not so subtle case of Tourette’s. Enjoy, bitches!