A Beautiful Mistake

6 Jul

I’ve got good news and bad news.

The good news is that it turns out that my colonoscopy is scheduled for NEXT week, not THIS week.

The bad news is that I have to get a camera ceremoniously (I assume that it will have some sort of pomp and circumstance involved) shoved up my ass next week.

And not that I’m trying to get out of it or anything, but I’m 95% sure that I’ve pinned down my tummy issues to one small little word:


While talking through my butt issues with my family (because what else would we talk about over dinner, really?), I realized that all my butt issues began roughly (pun intended) when I began law school. A little stressful, yes?

Over the last eight years (excuse me while I throw up in my mouth a bit) since starting graduate school, my tummy issues have progressed from “Oh, that’s a little ouchy” to “OMFG this is Fucking Ridiculous as Fuck!!”

And in the last few months, with Mr. Bee’s health issues and the Little Bee transitioning not so gracefully in to the terrible, nay, HORRIFIC Two’s, I think we can all agree that my stress level has risen.

Who are we kidding, it has shot through the fucking roof.

So hopefully in a few weeks (or next week? **fingers crossed**) I might be poppin’ some happy pills.

But that’s a topic for another day.

Song title: A Beautiful Mistake by Ataris

2 Responses to “A Beautiful Mistake”

  1. Aunt Becky July 6, 2009 at 6:42 pm #

    I have many gut issues too. Also had a colonoscopy. Hot.

  2. Pearl Wisdom July 6, 2009 at 7:43 pm #

    This is great news! Now you have time to set it all up to be Skyped so we may all enjoy it! Really, that would be so blogtastic!!!

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